Obesidean

This is the story of a man named Dean.

Welcome to your new 9-to-9 shift at Subway, where the sandwiches are unlimited, the customers are hostile, and rent is somehow both your only motivation and your greatest enemy.

Meet Dean: a completely ordinary sandwich artist trapped in an extraordinarily strange predicament. Armed with nothing but his inexplicable ability to summon footlongs out of thin air and a narrator who won't stop psychoanalyzing his life choices, Dean must defend his counter from increasingly aggressive flash mobs who really, really want sandwiches.

Perfect for fans of The Stanley Parable, retail work trauma, and throwing food at people.